Thanks To "Esky" For This Feature On "Adopt A Demon" In Their Magazine And To Nikki For Being Cool Enough To E-mail The Text To Me.

"Sick of dull virtual pets? Then adopt a demon! There's an extensive gallery of gruesome and awful monstrosities to choose from, and you can even narrow down the options by choosing whether you want your little horror to match white, black or mixed computer backgrounds. Simply save your ghoul to your  desktop, follow the instructions and you're soon the proud parent of a needy lil' demon."

Cool, Another Magazine Feature. Spotted On HK Weekend Website - Thanks Guys!

Wacky Website of the Week

www.adoptademon.net We went through the Tamagotchi craze in the '90s, but if you thought that was the end of that, check out this site. At the dawn of a new millennium, the wonderful weirdos of horrorseek.com are providing a unique service that allows ordinary people to become proud owners of their very own virtual demons. The instructions are simple enough: Pick out a demon; save it onto your hard drive; register your newly acquired pet; and link the demon up to the website. In the registration book you'll find more kindly (or warped, depending on how you want to see it) folks like yourself adopting homeless demons. Each demon has a name, and some foster parents have even professed their love for their chosen pets. It's a pity you can't interact with your fiendish new friend, but it seems staring at a devilish image on your computer screen is all some people need to get a little love in their lives.

"The Corey & Jay Show" Website Had Us Listed Too.

10/28/03 - http://209.150.104.196/horror/adoptademon/ -- This is the Adopt A Demon website. Just in time to ravage your soul for Halloween.

And Again In 2004

11/3/04 A little late for Halloween: Adopt A Demon

And Again In 2005

22/7/07 - Adopt A Demon - is this really healthy?

Yes, You've Read About It In Magazines - Heard About It On Radio - Now

"As Shown On Television"

Tech TV's - "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent"

Cindy Margolis, Poop Reporting, and Adopt a Demon

Watch today at 11.30pm (12th Jan 2004), Tuesday at 2.30am, Saturday 17th at 10.00pm, Friday 23rd at 11.30pm and Saturday 24th at 2.30 pm.

Just to wet your whistle, we got demons, hosed BMX tricks, phone-tap tips, naked chicks, and poop.

Adopt a Demon

Demons have a way of getting into mischief. Bloody mischief.

Totally Awesome - Thanks !!!!!!!!!!! DK

Adopt A Demon Listed In The Colleen Collier Book -

Cool, Another Magazine Feature. Australian Magazine "Zoo" Placed The Below In A Nov 2007 Issue.

Thanks To Zoo Magazine
And Also To Clare Smokey_0_5 and Holty07 For Sending Me Scanned Copies.

Adopt A Demon Listed In The Jessica Ashby Book -

My Special Thanks Go To "Charnel" Who Made This Entry On A Forum Board At - www.war3.com

Me and my wife love demons. We saw a video on how demons are to be raised, and let me tell ya, my heart broke as soon as i saw those little things nibbling on a corpse ear.

But sadly, we can't make any demons of our own. We've tried and tried, but my wife is having a hard time with work, with stress and all the clients are killing her. We just cant seem to spawn any demons of our own.

But I saw an ad on television, and i said "look honey". There, I saw the most adorable demons I've ever seen. My heart sank as Isaw those precious things torturing a human .

SoIi visited the website, and me and my wife were stunned when we saw the huge selection of cute little demons. Heck, we wanted them all. But when we clicked the page and saw the little butcher swing his cleaver, we broke into tears. WE HAVE TO GET THAT ONE.

It was simple, fast easy, and with next day delivery.

When the little butcher lived with us, our lives changed forever. We tortured humans together, we looked for road kill to eat for dinner, we even had a demon to demon talk about the birds and the bees.

So I am telling you this man to man, get a demon if you are a married couple looking for a new demon to run in the house when its quite. Or when you want to take on the responsibility of taking care. Go to "adopt a demon" dot com. All there demons are straight from hell and come with a clean slate of health.

My Special Thanks Go To "silverfang04"

Who Made This Entry In A Web Journal

Listen up!

Everyone, listen! There is now a worthy cause for us to fight for! I have found a dungeon with poor demons that have no homes! Can you believe this! Homeless demons. It just isn't humane! These poor creatures have been throw out by there brethren. All creatures demonic and otherwise need love. So go now and get yourself a poor little demon! They only ask that you make a small donation of 2 gallons of goats blood a month. Two gallons of goats blood a month. Never has it been a more right time to help these sorry sods out. I've done and I love my demon. So do not dally, do it now.

This has been a public service announcement.

Spotted On An Un-named Board

I adopted a Demon last year.

My carpet (the small piece still left in the spare bedroom) still bears the scorch marks; but nearly all the crockery has been replaced now. And who knew Demons like eating cutlery? Essential vitamins, apparently... not that I’d know, given that he ate the ‘Proper Care of Your Demon’ manual they gave me about twenty seconds after he arrived.

The cat came back last month, too: so we're nearly back to normal now. Apart from the sanitary facilities: but the plumber has promised me faithfully that he WILL sort it out next week - now that his course of treatment has finally finished.

I know it's supposed to be a long-term commitment; but I must confess that I did try to persuade the Demon to leave in February. Once he'd moved outside and finished shredding all the trees and eating the tyres off the neighbours' cars, he seemed a little bored. In the end, tho, he sat on my dustbin (once I'd talked him down off the power-lines), flaming the postman and making worms come out of the ears of passers-by, til mid-August. I had a hell of a job trying to get rid of the rubbish, mind: he refused either to get off the bin OR incinerate it himself. And, after the incident with the Mormons, the locusts and the oozing pustules (tho those DID go, after a couple of months, I understand), the dust-cart wouldn't even come down our STREET, let alone to the house. At least the Demon did finish eating all the wallpaper he'd peeled off the walls in the end; so that cut down a lot on the rubbish actually lying about in the garden and the street. And I only ever saw one rat - but he ate that too, so that was okay. (Better that than any more dogs and rabbits!)

Still, he did get carted off in the end. I only had him for nine months. Funny, it felt longer...

Beelzebub, eventually (he's quite stubborn: be warned!) agreed that the Demon had broken the terms of the adoption agreement by using next door's kids as target practice for his flaming rectal emissions. (Apparently, he was in training for this competition they have every year: my Demon won it four years in a row!! I can well imagine - he was quite an impressive shot.) It WAS a bit dangerous, tho - in August, at least. And considering that all the green vegetation, and most of the water-supply, had gone by April anyway.

I notice my Demon’s not on the list this year - Beelzebub said it probably wasn't the best placement for him, on consideration. He was almost apologetic - you know, for a Demon Lord. He even closed up the chasm in the back garden for me at a reduced rate! And the kids got back from the institution last week - seemingly none the worse for their little 'adventure'. It's funny, but they look much better blonde...

I sort of miss my Demon. Not the terrible stench or the maggots, obviously: but it's less interesting since he left. (Tho you'll notice that I'm saying this very quietly, in case he hears - and decides to come back!) Although it IS a worthwhile and highly educational experience, I would advise anyone to think very carefully before adopting a Demon. Especially if you have pets/children/a partner, or if you live in a populated area, or even if your neighbours are particularly nervous or sensitive (especially where pets, kids and cars are concerned.) (And property.) Caution is also advisable if you're somewhere with large amounts of flora and fauna. Or environmentally sensitive lakes, ponds and/or waterways. Or if you live in a nice house. (And want to continue living in a nice house.) Somewhere like the Sahara or Arizona should be okay, tho...and he did keep the flies down wonderfully.

Love,

Sasha XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"I called him a twat and he caught fire!"

Spotted On A Forum - Posted By Ecitra_demon

Adopt me!! actually no don't, but at least adopt one of these sweet little demons who doesn't have a home just think they're all out there in the cold heartless world! if you don't adopt them they'll only become nasty little pests to you mortals! please adopt a demon & shelter it from the cruelty of this world & bring it up as should be! ^^ don't they just warm you're heart? ok, I admit I know they would rather rip it out & eat it....but I probably would too if I didn't have anything else to eat! please help shelter these poor little demons they have no where to go.

Spotted On A Forum - Posted By Natilena

It's not easy protecting demon families when there are shameless anti-demon extremists who want to hurt them. Take little Loki here, damaged and outcast from his comfortable home amongst the strands he needs only a caring heart and a firm guiding hand to put him back on to his proper path of death and destruction.

That's why I hope you'll help by "adopting" a demon like Loki today. It only takes only a few minutes of your time and then you can rest comfortablly with the satisfaction of knowing you're saving demons. We urgently need sponsors like you. Or you can give a gift sponsorship to that special grandchild, child, or friend.

Most importantly, your tax-deductible contribution will help Defenders save the lives of demons and restore them to the wild where they belong.

Thank you!

disclaimer: myself or any elves of class have no affiliation with the "adopt a demon" program

Spotted On The Landover Baptist Forum - Posted By Mrs Rogers

Inspired SHOCKED by Pastor John's SATANIC website, I prayed that I may receive a Revelation©, as to how we can infiltrate and overcome these GODLESS sites.

The LORD has advised me that it the duty of EVERY True Christian™ to adopt one of these little critters, for the purpose of their conversion...thereby diminishing Satan's army. Praise!

From Pastor John:

Mrs. Rogers I ask for your forgiveness in placing link on this Christian website... That was stupid mistake I had made and hopefully God will not send me to HELL. I have taken your advice and adopted one of these filthy demons.